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Beautiful Things


It took me way too long into our trip to decide that I wanted to document part of it by taking photos of all the Motels along the way. Why? Because their signs are awesome, and there are tons of them. Unfortunately, I didn’t commit myself to this until we got to Wyoming. So, next time I do this, I’m going to do nothing but take photos of Motel signs. For now, here’s some of what I’ve got:

Kemmerrer, Wy

Kemmerrer, Wy

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Keep in mind that most of these were taken while riding by, so if the exposure’s all off and it looks blurry, it’s because I’m not trying to stop while taking photos.

Lander, wy

Lander, wy

Not a motel, but a great sign.

Not a motel, but a great sign.

Not a motel or a sign, but an awesome buffalo sculpture

Not a motel or a sign, but an awesome buffalo sculpture

The Fontenelle Store

The Fontenelle Store

The Fontenelle Store, deceptively, was open for business. The guy inside pointed us in the direction of the campsite we stayed in two nights ago, and told us that the dirt road running out of it would shave 8-12 miles from our trip the next day. And it did…but it sure wasn’t paved…costing us just as much time as those extra 8-12 miles would’ve taken. On the plus side, our bikes didn’t fall apart.

so its a bit after the fact, but i have some photos of the meal we had in park city the night before we hit the rockies.  quinn’s mom treated us splendidly.  who cares if we ate desert first and THEN found the 2 for 1 dinner entree coupons in the local paper?  as roz said, “in life, you should enjoy desert before dinner.”  so i’ll post the photos in the order we ate.

creme brulee with little hazelnut cookies

creme brulee with little hazelnut cookies

ken's chocolate orangscicle with banana

ken's chocolate orangscicle with banana

ken's kobe beef with chipotle shrimp skewers

ken's kobe beef with chipotle shrimp skewers

quinn's elk asparagus octopus monster thing

quinn's elk asparagus octopus monster thing

my BBQ ribs volcano with mashed potatoes and onion rings. the potatoes are stuffed into the coil of ribs.  pure deliciousness.

my BBQ ribs volcano with mashed potatoes and onion rings. the potatoes are stuffed into the coil of ribs. pure deliciousness.

so with this fantastic meal we tackled the rocky mountains.  and conquered.   ken has already written all about it so i’ll just put up some photos i have of the brutal climb.

notice ken's goofy ass in the background

notice ken's goofy ass in the background

after 4 hours of climbing this was a welcoming sign

after 4 hours of climbing this was a welcoming sign

after the 50mph stinging descent this is what we devoured at the local chevron

after the 50mph stinging descent this is what we devoured at the local chevron

so that is my interpretation of the rocky mountains.  food.  climb.  descent.  food.  i found myself at one point asking the mountains, “is that all you got for me? rocky mountains huh? more like just a pile of rocks.”

the next morning after sleeping in the spare office across from Chevron we walked over to the station and ate.  it was surprising to me that it was a corporate gas station but everything on the menu was made from scratch on the spot.  donuts, brownies, cookies, breakfast sandwiches, chili, everything! and it was all fantastic!

ham, 2 patties, 2 eggs, pepperjack

ham, 2 patties, 2 eggs, pepperjack

Just in time for the opening of “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”, we crossed the Rocky Mountains through Logan pass today. At least I assume it was Logan Pass. It started in the town of Logan and followed the Logan river through Logan Canyon from the point it dumped into the Cutler Reservoir as a rampaging river, gorged by the day’s rain and the winters melting snow, until it’s sources, trickling from the summits of the Rocky Mountains of Utah. So if that pass has a name, it is probably Logan Pass. And it was a lucky pass for us to find.

The entire time I was planning this trip, I knew that today was going to be one of our hardest days. I knew that we were going to be in Northeast Utah, and I knew that we wanted to get to Wyoming. But from point A to point B was worrisome. I never knew exactly how we were going to do it… and then everything changed the day before we got there. The plan was to take route 39 out of Ogden. It was a direct, but brutal route over the mountains and into Evanston, Wyoming. No more than 50 miles, but probably about 5,000 feet up. When you get that high up, snow never melts. And when snow never melts, sometimes these roads don’t stay open for the winter. That’s what we found out about route 39. It closes from October through May. (It even says so on our Utah map. We totally could’ve just checked that…). There we were, in Brigham, on our way to Ogden, finding out that we had no idea how we were going to get over the Rocky Mountains in two days. We knew that once we were over, we could pretty much just coast to New Jersey…but we just had to get over them first.

Our first option was to take the freeway. Which we’ve done for a handful of miles here & there, but none of us wanted to have to struggle up for four hours while 18-wheelers wailed by us at 60 miles per hour. We loathed the idea of fixing a flat on those shoulders, and wanted to be able to take up an entire lane when we were coming down the other side at 50 miles per hour. Further north on the map was another route. And it went through what was called “Logan Canyon”. “A canyon,” I thought, “that totally means it’s BETWEEN the mountains and not OVER them. This is going to be awesome!” I was mostly right.

Logan Canyon was phenomenal. As soon as we found the way to edge between the behemoth mountains vaulting up directly to the sky, guarding the Great Salt Lake from the vast country to the east, a cascade of impassable earth folded out before us, thousands of feet above our heads, reaching out from all directions to impede our path. Yet we followed the routes discovered centuries ago, between the lowest points of each of these fingers. Before we had begun, locals would wax wistfully about the beauty of the way we were about to go. Then they’d shudder and twitch at the idea of riding a bicycle through it. Especially with the weather like it was today. Deep dark clouds threatened us from the very first minute we began to ride, and seemed to float slowly from the west only to crash into the tops of the mountains we were about to cross, and sit there, dumping who knows what kind of weather onto our tracks ahead.

We began to climb so gently it seemed like we weren’t climbing at all. The work felt too hard for a road that looked this flat - like I was fighting a flat tire, or a maladusted brake-pad, or an invisible headwind. As soon as I would look behind me, I would see the incline, and rememer that we were indeed going up a hill. For hours, we rode up these flat hills, fortunately avoiding a dounpour, and slowly feeling the temperature drop around us. Patches of snow appeared below us. Tiny, seasonal streams fed the Logan River as it dwindled on our way up. The road twisted and turned and mountains were all that we could see in any direction. Our own mountain gradually turned from green to white. Our legs gradually burned and our sweat quickly felt cooler as it dripped down our faces. It was 40 miles from Logan to our destination of Bear Lake. After 28 miles of climbing, Quinn began to struggle. An off-season lodge had no warm tea to offer (and $89 off-season rooms in case we really were in for a disaster. Pfft.) There were still 6 miles to the summit, and then 6 miles downhill to Bear Lake. Andy & I each took one of Quinn’s bags for the next six miles uphill. It helped a lot.

We finally reached the summit to find Bear Lake and all of Wyoming sprawled out before us. I have no idea how far the human eye can see, but we were seeing it from this peak. Then it finally began to rain. After avoiding the scattered storms all day, it caught up to us at the top of th hill. Before we were to get caught in it, we began to descend. An 8% grade at 40-50 miles per hour with freezing rain felt like a plague of daggers flying at your face. Words hardly can describe the thrill and pain. It seems as if it rains or snows on us every time we come down a hill.

At the bottom, exhilerated, exhausted, and stung by the plague of ice daggers, we warmed up inside the Chevron on the outskirts of the lake. We bought some postcards, coffee, hot chocolate, Hostess Apple Pies, bowls of homemade chili, and beef jerky. We told everyone our story. The people there were quite friendly, and helped us brainstorm campsites, motels & RV parks in the area. They thought we were nuts, but they loved it anyway. (Ogden, where we began the day, was at least a two hour drive for them).

The KOA campground was closed on Sundays (!). Motels cost nearly $80. It was cold out, it was beginning to rain harder, and none of this sounded appealing after a sweaty, 80-mile day. Any other campsite was still 8 or more miles away. The owner of the station, a perky and wonderful woman who was keeping the station open late for 1) us, and 2) her husband to come back so she could go home, came over to us and offered the spare space in the office building across the lot. “It doesn’t have a bathroom or a shower, but it’ll keep you out of the cold & the rain.” Slightly stunned at this startling offer, we looked at eachother, realized the great relief in all of our eyes, and accepted her offer. Her cashier walked us over & gave us a key. The space is an abandoned office space - slightly dusty - but a real roof above our heads. It wasn’t being used, and she told us we could use the bathrooms in the gas station in the morning. As soon as the cashier left and we had settled in our sleeping space for the night, the skies opened up, and it rained heavily for the next hour. Our luck and good fortune could not have been better.

Today, we went to salt lake city and park city with my mom. We saw the giant Mormon Temple, and we spent a few hours searching our family histories in the family history database library thing. (i forget the actual name). Then we drove out to Park city… way out in the mountains.. oh my god, the climbs!.. and had an incredible dinner. My mom took us out to so many great meals, and really took care of us. Thanks MOM!! Youre the best!

Andy has photos of the dinner we ate tonight. Amazing! I ate the elk, mom had salmon, ken had fancy meat (i forget this too) and andy ate a volcano of ribs, mashed potatoes and onion rings. oh man - you have to see the photos.

Anyway, here are a few from today, including the beautiful sunset on the drive back to town. Another awesome rest day! back on the road tomorrow morning to climb and climb and climb.. off to WYOMING. woo hoo.

the gate to heaven.  believe it.

the gate to heaven. believe it.

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ken and andy, walking on water.

ken and andy, walking on water.

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Here are some photos of Ken doing things that I can’t take pictures of myself doing.

Hittin' balls in Snowville

Hittin' balls in Snowville. That thing on the course to the right is a goat skull.

Bruneau Sand Dunes

Bruneau Sand Dunes

Our tracks from running down the dunes

Our tracks from running down the dunes

Most of the places we have stayed also house animals as well as people.  They deserve recognition, too.

Toby Gummer

Toby Gummer

Muzungu Hugen

Muzungu Hugen

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One of the friendly feral cats in snowville, ID as opposed to the 6 or 7 non-friendly ones

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this eddy merckx shrine was in river city bikes in portland. awesome.

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this is The Bridge Of The Gods somewhere past Multnomah Falls in Oregon.  The bottom of the painting is not just some dude with his power animals.  Its Sasquatch.  Bigfoot is recognized as a spirit of the mountains.

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this is at the little market in Roosevelt, WA. population under 100

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first of many tires

We completely did not expect to get to Utah by the end of the day, but sometimes, when you’re as awesome as we are, accidents happen. Our pal Trudy (who has declared us Team QAK) didn’t know that QAK also stands for “Quintessentially Awesome Kickass”. This works particularly well because of the extra bonus pun of “Quinn” at the beginning of that. TEAM QAK!

This post, FYI, is a little out of sequence, as are several of the posts below. We entered Utah two nights ago. That would be April 30th, I think. In the morning we woke up in Twin Falls Idaho, and we had 200 or so miles to go to get to Ogden, where we’re posting all these updates from. It’s a rest day, it’s raining, and we have high speed internet! So welcome the deluge of updates.

From Twin Falls, we randomly picked the small town of Malta to camp in that night. It appeared to be halfway to Ogden. By the time we got there, we still felt strong, and figured we’d knock a few miles off the next day’s trip. It was 40 miles to the first town in Utah, and 20 miles to what the locals deemed “the ghost town of Strevell,” near the border. “Ooh! Ghost Town!” I thought. I figured we could set up our tent behind an abandoned barn or something. Turns out, Ghost Towns aren’t really like that. They’re actually kinda creepy. We weren’t even sure we were looking at Strevell until we passed it. This was the kind of place that shouldn’t show up on maps anymore. There was a … structure … of some sort that was maybe the size of three phone booths, an abandoned lot of collapsed auto parts, and another lot with a broken satellite dish, mini-trailer, and half a fence. If someone actually lived there and had enough mail delivered to him to keep the town of Strevell official, then hats off to the US Postal Service.

We decided sleeping in Strevell wasn’t a good idea. But we didn’t decide this until we realized we were in Utah (which was when we realized the dump we had passed was Strevell).

This sign sucks. I mean, look at Idaho's sign! What is this crap, stock photos?!

This sign sucks. I mean, look at Idaho's sign! What is this crap, stock photos?!

25 miles later, we showed up in Snowville after 120 miles of riding. The first 10 miles were mostly downhill with a tailwind, which made us love Utah. Then a brutal crosswind kicked up, ironically, after Quinn and I were talking about our endurance thresholds.

In Snowville, we had no idea where we were going to sleep until we saw the first thing we saw in town:

Score!

Score!

After 120 miles, not having to worry about where to stay was awesome. Plus, this place had a driving range! I hadn’t hit a golf ball for a decade. I kinda suck now.

On our way to Ogden, we came across a rocket display next to a facility that builds weapons and space shuttle parts. A guy there explained to us what happened to the Challenger in 1986, and that the USNavy missle on the right side of this photo carries 10 warheads.

WMDs

WMDs

Fully loaded, that thing could destroy France, he told us. Each Navy Sub usually has 10 of those missles.

Also, we missed a test launch of something by about a day. Whatever they blew up, they launched from within visual distance of the road we were on. The guy said that the noise (from the launch or the explosion, I’m not sure) was heard over 60 miles away (and through a mountain).

I loved the tiny warning sign next to this Space Shuttle booster rocket.

Don't climb into the rocket engine!

Don't climb into the rocket engine!

Idaho, I approve of you. I can’t remember anything about what I learned from you when I wrote a paper on you in fourth grade, but I gotta say, you were a pretty awesome state. Sure, there were some deserts and some dead areas, but we met some great people there. And by the way, Twin Falls, we sincerely regret not visiting Shoshone falls. Next time. Seriously. Promise. Next time.

Idaho's state signs rule

Idaho's state signs rule

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